if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
you know when youre having sex with a dude, or giving him head, and he whispers fuuuck
yeah that’s probably one of the greatest moments in life
(Source: getcrunkonmyjunk, via implodinq)
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first” I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
(Source: psychoticpingouins, via writeasymphony)
